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That weight clinging to your stomach? It ain’t gonna drop itself. That ex that claim to be tired of? He/She ain’t gonna block him/herself. That dream you’ve been chasing? It ain’t gonna catch itself. Be deliberate, invest in yourself, do what you have to do to achieve what you seek to achieve but let nothing strip you of your moral righteousness. #AchieveYourDreams #LetNothingStopYou #BetterYourself #KeepYourValues #Jobs #Life #Relationships
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That weight clinging to your stomach? It ain’t gonna drop itself. That ex that claim to be tired of? He/She ain’t gonna block him/herself. That dream you’ve been chasing? It ain’t gonna catch itself. Be deliberate, invest in yourself, do what you have to do to achieve what you seek to achieve but let nothing strip you of your moral righteousness. #AchieveYourDreams #LetNothingStopYou #BetterYourself #KeepYourValues #Jobs #Life #Relationships

Absolutely hilarious, and very self explanatory. Weren’t you a #Cleveland fan 4 years ago? You root for the #Heat now? Didn’t you just tell me you hate Los Angeles? You’re rooting for the #Clippers now? I could have sworn I JUST saw you rocking #Celtics gear…you’re a #Bulls fan now? Hmm…time to come clean buddy, you’re a compulsive #bandwagoner. Just fill out this application and you should hear back from one of our transfer specialists shortly.
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Absolutely hilarious, and very self explanatory. Weren’t you a #Cleveland fan 4 years ago? You root for the #Heat now? Didn’t you just tell me you hate Los Angeles? You’re rooting for the #Clippers now? I could have sworn I JUST saw you rocking #Celtics gear…you’re a #Bulls fan now? Hmm…time to come clean buddy, you’re a compulsive #bandwagoner. Just fill out this application and you should hear back from one of our transfer specialists shortly.

Much love to ALL women…but uh…I have my tastes :-) #THICK #NoticeTheCapsOnThatLastHashTag #YouGotAPlanetOnYoBack #TempurpedicPillows #LetMeTakeANap *Deep Breath*……………. #ActivateMrNasty #WatchingYouWalkIsBetterThanStripClubs #DontLetYourKidsReadMyHashTags #JustBeingHonest #CouldGoOnAllNight #SeriouslyDontChallengeMeIWillDoIt #ANDmyLakersWonTonight??? #AlrightImDoneForNow
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Much love to ALL women…but uh…I have my tastes :-) #THICK #NoticeTheCapsOnThatLastHashTag #YouGotAPlanetOnYoBack #TempurpedicPillows #LetMeTakeANap *Deep Breath*……………. #ActivateMrNasty #WatchingYouWalkIsBetterThanStripClubs #DontLetYourKidsReadMyHashTags #JustBeingHonest #CouldGoOnAllNight #SeriouslyDontChallengeMeIWillDoIt #ANDmyLakersWonTonight??? #AlrightImDoneForNow

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